I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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