I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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