i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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