There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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