Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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