"it" just moved
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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