Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He felt like a one man threesome
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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