Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize