dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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