life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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