exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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