I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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