I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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