break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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