I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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