South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
tell me about the fingering
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