I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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