then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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