She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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