You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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