Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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