Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i now understand why vodka
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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