I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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