Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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