none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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