she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
