i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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