don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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