he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
