Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm passing your future prison.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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