This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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