Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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