i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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