When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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