I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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