I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
