Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
