Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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