Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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