I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
ttyl tear gas
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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