don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just high enough for therapy.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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