would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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