So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Randomize
