we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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