My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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