So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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