they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
