we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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