We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
