Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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