Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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