lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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