3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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