Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Drake has all the answers
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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