I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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