She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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