Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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