Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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