Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
